guy: you're cute
me: who paid you
me: what do you want
me: who's video taping this
me: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

it’s ok I secretly know you pee in the shower

basically being single means that there are 6,776,366,239 in this world and not one of them loves you.

*4 tests, 3 essay's 1 quiz*
person 1: Hi omg lets go to a party
person 2: hey omg its been 5 years since we talked. hi hi hi
person 3: I'm outside lets chill
hot guy: Hey how's it going
*home alone nothing to do*
no one: Hi